- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Chuck Norris.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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