- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

You bumder!

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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