why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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