im saul and i love cock

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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women's rights

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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