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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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