- Anti Joke

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

sucks Syntax...

i just pooped that is all!

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll