- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

identical jokes get different votes.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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