you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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Your face is hilarious.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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Anti Joke

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