Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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69.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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child labor

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