- Anti Joke

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

A jew enters a mall.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.