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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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