Tyler Bishop is a waffle

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

100 chefs walk into a bar

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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