- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

The EPA.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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