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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

squash squash who squash my ass

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

your life

But who would want to sell us out and why?

ur gay

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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