- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

A paralysed man falls over.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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