A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Whats green? The color green.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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