- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos district champs not JM

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

A chicken walks into a barn.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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