- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

An Asian man fails a math test

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Politics

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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