- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

I need to start studying.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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