Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

You know whats funny Aids

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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