I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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