- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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