So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

69- by Adam Chebali

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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