- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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