Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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womens rights.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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Terraria

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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