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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.