What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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