One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

I work at jcpenny

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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