How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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black people

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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