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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

whats dumb and small? dandruff

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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