- Anti Joke

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.