Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

PIED NINNY!

steven hawking walks into a bar

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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