Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

thumb_up thumb_down -34

haha

thumb_up thumb_down -34

ur gey

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

thumb_up thumb_down -34

MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Vote this up

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Smoke weed till i die nigga

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

are u black unlucky

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Women can vote? wtf

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

thumb_up thumb_down -38

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops