You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Connor is homo

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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feminine literature

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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