Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Soccer...

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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