- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

what is green an invisible? this cabbage

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

A seal walks into a club.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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