Adam Chebali has no life

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being sober in a bar fight

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Penis

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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