Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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where's mom I killed her

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Your mom.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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Penis.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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Reading books

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Anti Joke

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