- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

my egg roll

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Vagina.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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