What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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im gay

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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I'm Batman.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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VAL SUCKS

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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