I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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Women's rights

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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