What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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roy g biv

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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