ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Women

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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