- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

Do you play piano? No

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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