- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Seven

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Two planes walk into an office building

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

black people

Lil Wayne's rapping career

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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