What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

womans having rights.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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