- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

knock, knock whos there child molestor

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Latvia isn't a joke

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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