- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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