- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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