- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Terry has ebola

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Female rights.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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