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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

Obama being reelected.

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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