- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

David Cameron

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Ain't idn't a word.

Thats what she said

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What the hell are you doing?

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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