- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

whats white and looks like paper paper

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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