Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

what to call someone thats gay zak

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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