why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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don't read this

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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