Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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