A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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no pun intended

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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