Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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