- Anti Joke

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.