- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

go F*** yourself

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Knock, knock -The door's open.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Penis

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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