A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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I <3 Hitler

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Anti Joke

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