Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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