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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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