Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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no

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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Not a joke.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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