- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

This joke is the worst joke ever.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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