Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

did you stub your toe?

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

A train poops its pants.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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