- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Call of Duty is a good game.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

justin littleton being sucessful

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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