- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

I need to start studying.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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