I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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This is funny.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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