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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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