What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

What is long and black? The line at KFC

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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