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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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