- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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