A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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