Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A Serbian Film

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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