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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

belly button

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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