What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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women's rights, lol

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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men

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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