- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

womens rights

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Logan's gay

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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