- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

A man walks into a vagina

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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