- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Bitch! Love, J.B.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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