What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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your mom is so fat.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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The queen having a shit

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Anti Joke

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