- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

My mum is called Steve

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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