What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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