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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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