- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i just pooped that is all!

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

sucks Syntax...

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

George Bush.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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