punchline below punchline above

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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