Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

* anti-punchline

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

I am dyslexic

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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