- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

How do you make a car? You build it.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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