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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Female rights.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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