What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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3 like an eel

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CAS

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Fat people

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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