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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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