- Anti Joke

What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

the holocaust

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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