Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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