Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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How you know when dislextic

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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