What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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