What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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You all have Aids

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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Black people being friendly.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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why girl die cancer

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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