- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Legal Mexicans in Texas

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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