A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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