What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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