- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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a black man did not eat chicken.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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