- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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