- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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