- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Reverse psychology never fails.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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