- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

the game

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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