- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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