69 is a number not a sex poshion

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Horse with a chair on his head.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Where's the soap?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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