- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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