- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

a. why? b. because

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?