what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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a seal walks into a club.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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woman's lacrosse

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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