Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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knock knock!? . . No.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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