What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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