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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

all the kids had fun

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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