What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

FUCK THE JEWS

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Womans baksetball...

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

A chicken walks into a barn.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

wanna here a joke? you.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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