- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

How you know when dislextic

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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