You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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