What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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