Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

You're a frog

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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