Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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