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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Hail Hitler

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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