What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Girls Lacrosse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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derp

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Poop

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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