- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What is a jew in space? Dead

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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