- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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