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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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