What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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stinky boner

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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ur gey

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