How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Illumati Confirmed

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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