Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

why are balck people black because they are

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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ask me if im a door yes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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