- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

no pun intended

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

Knock knock. Who's there?

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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