- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Female rights.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

360 NO SCOPE

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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