what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

Women's rights...

Jayden Eccles

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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