- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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