- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

what are you mike bibby?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Tough crowd tonight...

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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