- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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