- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

this is not a drill.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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