- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Face...the other white meat!

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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