- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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