- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

woman's lacrosse

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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