- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

did you stub your toe?

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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