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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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