- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

womens rights

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

the WNBA

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

what's the difference between a duck?

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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