Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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