what is big and white? Your Mom

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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ask me if im a door yes

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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