- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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