- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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