How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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im saul and i love cock

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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