What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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