- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Sex

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Reverse psychology never fails.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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