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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Men

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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