- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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