- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Face Hunter is scum

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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