- Anti Joke

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. Gunshot

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Rebecca Black's career.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

No soap radio

The Princess is in another castle

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma