- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Albert your flies undone.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

masturbating on a tarc bus

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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