Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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