- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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