Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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What's a joke? Funny

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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