- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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