- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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