- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

I used to know what alzheimers was

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

rocky is here again.......................

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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