Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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squash squash who squash my ass

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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