Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Your girlfriend.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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