- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

What do you call white trash Garbage

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Knock Knock opens the door

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Bacon is delcious.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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