A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

An Aisian failed a test

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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