What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

no really what are ur names?

my whole life!

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