- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Men

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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