whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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