Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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