Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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