- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

tee hee

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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