You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

Knock Knock! Come in..

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

My mom

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

What is cowboy say

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

Sometimes i'm hungry.

How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

are you gay does your mom know

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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