Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Banana Hamock.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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