- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

were at work systems r down

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Stop procrastinating.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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