- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

4 hours later.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Christianity.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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