I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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