what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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What's green and blue? yellow

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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