- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

360 NO SCOPE

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

404 Error: Joke not found

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Whats white? A fridge

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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