what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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hi

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The WPGA tour

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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roses are red violets are blue

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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