- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Stop procrastinating.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

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