- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

The dewey decimal system

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Adam Chebali has no life

You know what's natural? Bears.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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