What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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haha

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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