- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Hello penis

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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