Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

who's a slut... you're mom

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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