- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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