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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Your gay

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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