Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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Your mom went to college

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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sorry got to poo

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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