- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Sex vagina. lol.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Wright flyer

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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