- Anti Joke

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Obama lin Baden.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

Penis

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Obama lin Baden.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."