One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Justin Bieber.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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