- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Christianity.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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