If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Knock knock

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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