What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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