What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How do you end a sentence

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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