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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Dyslexia ruels!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

what's worse then a blowjob?

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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