- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Your mom went to college

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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