what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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