- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

whats worse than a kane nothing

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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it's funny because it's funny

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

copy me and i will kill you

were at work systems r down

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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