why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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