How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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knock knock go away!!!

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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