- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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