What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

thumb_up thumb_down -13

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

thumb_up thumb_down -13

two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops