- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Christianity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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