- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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