Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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knock knock go away!!!

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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kill yourself

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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