- Anti Joke

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...