A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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YOU

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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