- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

darude- sandstorm

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Wright flyer

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

why did the man die? he had cancer

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

You wanna see something really scary?

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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