Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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