What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Your Mum is soo fat.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

I work at jcpenny

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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