What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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White men's rights

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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