- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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