- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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