What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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j.p. is dumb

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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go F*** yourself

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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