How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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