What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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ccjcjcjcjcjcjjcjcjcjjcjcjcjcjcjcjccjcjcj why

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kill yourself

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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