- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who invented apple? God

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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