- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

identical jokes get different votes.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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