- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Knock Know! Come in!

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Corn Muffins

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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