- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

Dyslexics are teople poo

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

I drive a 'rarri

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

João Duarte reads this.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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