Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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