- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

do you wanna hear a joke school

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

I killed someone on minecraft.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Laugh.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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