- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Women's Rights..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

I like the color potato.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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