- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

i like it in the mouth

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

richard is fag

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