- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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