- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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