- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Why can't jokes spit?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

knock knock whos there? nobody

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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