- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

How old is your mom Dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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