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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Jokes Ki Duniya

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

What did death say to life? Go die

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

mmm i love marble bumhole

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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