- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Women's rights

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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