When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Miscarriages.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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