- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

You know whats funny Aids

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Women's rights

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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