- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

why are balck people black because they are

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

get in the car.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

taking out the trash... at night

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

haha Otarts was here

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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