- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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