- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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