How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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