Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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Anti Joke

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