- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Skrillex.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

And you honored it I see :P

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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