- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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