Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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have safe sex

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Tilt your screen back

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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