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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

they told me not to write here but i did

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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