Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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... Chan chan

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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What's two plus two? Window

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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