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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

i had sex.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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