- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

This is the concept of anti-joke.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Banana Hamock.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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