What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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