What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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how may i help you

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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