- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

Refridgerator.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

The WNBA.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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