Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Praise Paisley

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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