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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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