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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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