- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

A train poops its pants.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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