There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Youre mom is so dead...

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Women's rights

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

you dint have to be a jew matt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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