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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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