A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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