It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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yolo your orange looks orange

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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