Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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