What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

women's rights.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

Roses are flowers.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Women's rights

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Cliterus

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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