I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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i'm hard

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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your mom.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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which one is easiest

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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