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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

taking out the trash... at night

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

National security?

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

what's the difference between a crocodile?

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!