- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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