What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What does two plus two equal? 4

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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Why can't jokes spit?

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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