Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

whats white and big and white? alot of things...

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

gay porn...

the redsox

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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