Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What is the difference?

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Anti Joke

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