- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

sky's sty

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

I need to start studying.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Corn Muffins

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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