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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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