Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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This sentance contains three errers

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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