What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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