- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Jews

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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